The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Saturday, December 25, 2004
 
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas! Some scenes from New York City to get everyone in the mood.

(Courtesy of Ron, my former boss. Good Luck and Godspeed in his retirement.)

The Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center



The Christmas Tree at the New York Stock Exchange



The New York Stock Exchange



The Bull Is Charging Back! Will The Dow End Over 11,000 for 2004?



The Brooklyn Bridge



Saturday, December 18, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
Comparative Medicine

(From Dr. Eugene, our correspondent in Suffolk County.)

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in 6 weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be out done, says "You guys are way behind, we took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."






 
Attitude Adjustment

(From Colemans.)


A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even
worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and
laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally, John
was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook
the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation,
threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few
minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was
total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt
the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly
stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for
my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had
made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"





Friday, December 17, 2004

 


 

Book of the Day



 
Calling All Looney Left-Wing Liberals:

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Sunday, December 12, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
The Conservative Monitor

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Contents:

1. Book Review:

- "Social Problems in a Free Society", by Myles J. Kelleher

2. Articles

- Unwrapping Innocence, by Frederick Mee

- Stealing Property Rights in the Name of Historic Preservation, by Peyton Knight

- Holiday Cheer, Dreaded J-Word is Near, by Cheryl K. Chumley

- English versus Arabic and Spanish, by Alan Caruba

3. Powerhouse Profits

4. Weekly Politickle, by F.R. Duplantier

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1. Book of the Month:

"Social Problems in a Free Society", by Myles J. Kelleher.

In the United States we are generally obsessed with a concept known as freedom.
As Myles Kelleher explains in his book, "Social Problems in a Free Society", there are two kinds of "freedom". There is freedom in
the libertarian sense, which we might call "freedom from". This
"freedom from" would include freedom from infringement upon property
rights, "freedom from" violence of our fellow humans, etc. The Bill
of rights in the U.S. Constitution lays out many of these freedoms. Notice that
all of these freedoms are basically a limitation of outside interference on the
individual. Yet there is another kind of "freedom" that has crept
into the definition of the word. It is the "freedom to". The
"freedom to" have affordable housing, the "freedom to" be
fed, or to an education or more.

The problem with these two types of freedom is that they are mutually exclusive.
To provide someone with a freedom to affordable housing, the wealth used to
give it must be taken from someone whether they want to give it up or not.
Thus, we see that any transfer of wealth to provide a "freedom to" is
an imposition on the rights of a person who has a "freedom from". We
can see the "freedom from" rights are inherent in the constitution and
require a passive government, while the "freedom to" rights are
manufactured by the social system and require the active interference of
government and coercive force.

This is an interesting concept and has huge implications in American government
and American society. Myles Kelleher uses this concept and many others to take
a whole new approach to social problems. His book,"Social Problems in a Free Society", is packed full of ideas and analysis about modern American
sociology that will leave the casual reader breathless and the assiduous student
spell-bound. It makes comprehensive casual reading and would make an excellent
text for any class in sociology.

Conservative Libertarianism is belief system that inhabits every aspect of study
and culture. Myles Kelleher shows how it can be applied profitably to the
problems of modern society. This book is highly recommended for anyone
interested in understanding free society, what makes it go, what causes
problems, and the best road to fixing them.

For more information on this book click on the link below:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0761829245/ref=nosim/theconservativeb

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2. Articles

Unwrapping Innocence

Frederick Meekins / -- Earlier this year, I wrote a column about the impropriety
of airing prophylactic advertisements during Saturday morning children’s
programming. Aficionados of the moral debauchery into which our nation is
descending snapped classic animation is no longer directed at young children but
rather towards libertine post-adolescents with less control over their urges
than barnyard animals. Some unable to muster a rational argument instead chose
to disparage my personal appearance. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/152.shtml


Stealing Property Rights in the Name of Historic Preservation

Peyton Knight / American Policy Center

-- Pop quiz!

Who should make the decision whether or not to raze your decrepit, century-old
home and build a new one in its place?
A) Your local government.
B) Your neighbors.
C) Both A and B.
D) You.

If you answered D, you obviously don't live in West Bridgewater, Connecticut,
where your neighbors and the local government want to call the shots on your
property. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/150.shtml


Holiday Cheer, Dreaded J-Word is Near

Cheryl K. Chumley / -- It must be getting on that time of year again - the time
of holiday good cheer, concern for mankind the world wide and oh yes, of course,
the standard public school practice of disdaining and prohibiting mention of the
name Jesus. My fourth-grade daughter almost declined to use the name Jesus in
her assigned essay about what Christmas means to her because she wanted the
story to be chosen for publication in the school's newsletter. During
questioning, the school denied any policy barring mention of Jesus from its
publication existed, and in fact, my daughter herself later admitted no one had
ever warned her explicitly that her story would not be published if it included
reference to Jesus. On surface then it should seem the debate is at an end.
Chalk one up to a simple misunderstanding. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/149.shtml


English versus Arabic and Spanish

Alan Caruba / Anxiety Center -- Recently I received an email from the London
School of Islamics authored by Iftikhar Ahmad. It reflects some very large
issues and problems that the British, European and American communities
encounter when they open the doors to the immigration of groups who do not want
to assimilate into their culture and society, while enjoying the benefits of
those societies, chief among which are freedoms that do not exist in their home
countries. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/148.shtml

-----

3. Powerhouse Profits

Luke Hodgens is our Finance/Economics editor. His cogent commentary keeps you
informed about the economy and the market. Mr. Hodgens is also editor of an
investment newsletter that reveals stocks where you can take a direct interest
in what is going on in world. His recommendations are thoroughly researched and
geared toward the conservative investor - that is the politically conservative
investor. To find out more about a company he recommends in his most recent
newsletter, click on the link below:

http://www.marketerschoice.com/app/aftrack.asp?afid=140238

-----

4. The work of F. R. Duplantier is a welcome break from serious political
battles. Here is one of his latest limericks (he calls them Politickles):

UN-NECESSARY

Idiotic explanations
For irrational expectations
-- Why we need to belong
When things always go wrong --
Cannot save the United Nations.

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Refdesk Thought of the Day:


"Man is by nature a political animal."

- Aristotle




 
American GIs 'Fight the Good Fight'

(From NewsMax.com)

Fighting the Good Fight




 


Friday, December 10, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
Lawsuits that are Helpful...

More terror lawsuits likely

Time for the shysters to join the war in terror and rehabilitate their reputations.




 
The ghost of Daschle past

This is why the Democrats will keep losing.


 
THE LEFT COAST REPORT

A Political Look at Hollywood

By James Hirsen

A NewsMax Report

Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. School Bus Driver Canned for Quoting Mel Gibson
2. Gov. Schwarzenegger Terminates 'Holiday Tree'
3. Assassination Rap
4. Oliver Stone Ponders Maggie Thatcher Pic
5. Oscar Buzz




 
Quote of the Week:

(From Veterans Advantage)

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.

— Aristotle





 


Thursday, December 09, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
WWII Flashback: 'Terrorists' Kill 1,000 Americans in Post-war Germany

(Thanks to Gene, our correspondent in Washington Heights.)

The president declared victory over a year ago, but terrorists continue to pick off U.S. troops and even American civilians at the rate of 3 per day.

The maniacal dictator may be long gone, but his hard core followers continue to wreak havoc across the land, with the interim government seemingly powerless to stop the mayhem.Back home, the press takes an increasingly pessimistic tone, with some of the most prominent news organs pronouncing the U.S.'s postwar strategy an abject failure.

Iraq 2004? Not exactly.

Try Germany, 1946 in the first year after WWII.

To hear the liberals tell the story, once the allies conquered the Nazis, they stayed conquered - with American forces treated like the liberators they were.

But according to Fox News Channel war historian Oliver North, not every conquered German welcomed the American occupation with open arms.

On Monday North detailed the little-known truth about the post-World . . .

To read the rest of this article Click Here.





 
How to avoid the flu...

(Helpful ? advice from Dr. Eugene in Suffolk County.)

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR .. You can take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when you
go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.

Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So.

I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get
drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get
you!!!!


 


Sunday, December 05, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
Guess Which Party Most (if not all) of These Folks Usually Vote For...


(From John, our correspondent in Narrowsburg.)

Number One

From a friend:

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the
conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

**********************

Number Two

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal
a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out
of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the
river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It
turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater
beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer
employed at Boeing.

*************************

Number Three

A true story out of San Francisco:

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
and wrote "this is a stickup. Put all your muny in this bag." While
standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America
and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells
Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that
he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as
he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

**************************

Number Four

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of
payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days
later, he received a letter from the police that contained another
picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

*****************************

Number Five

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in bag,
the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on
the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the
cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his
driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with
his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and
address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the
robber two hours later.

************************

Number Six

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.

****************************

Number Seven

Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the
liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on
videotape.

Oh, that smarts.

******************

Number Eight

Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M.. flashed a gun
and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
frustrated, walked away.

*****************

Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote

...and guess which party most (if not all) usually vote for.





 


Saturday, December 04, 2004
 

Book of the Day



 
When You Can't Think of Anything Else to Do...

Make Fun of the French


"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
--- Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--- Norman Schwartzkopf


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--- Rush Limbaugh


Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. "The last
time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a
German flag."
--- David Letterman

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"
--- Jay Leno

"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000
pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so
strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered."
--- Jay Leno

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a
disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade
Chirac."
—-- Dennis Miller

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles
in Iraq."
--— Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."
--— Conan O'Brien

"President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling marriage
a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' Wow, this guy can't stop
slamming the French."
--— Craig Kilborn




 
The Conservative Monitor Update

http://www.conservativebookstore.com

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Contents:

1. Book Review:

- "How to Talk to a Liberal", by Ann Coulter

2. Articles

- Clear Choices, by Judson Cox

- It's the Economy, Stupid, and It's Good! by Alan Caruba

- Heinz Thinks She’s Superior To Average American, by Frederick Meekins

- The Moral Case for the Invasion of Iraq - Part I, by Peter C. Glover

3. Powerhouse Profits

4. Weekly Politickle, by F.R. Duplantier

-----

1. Book of the Month:

"How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) : The World According to Ann
Coulter",
by Ann Coulter. She has done it again, a book that levels the
left with truth and audacity. No one is bolder than Ann Coulter when she tells
it like it is. This compilation of her syndicated columns over the last five
years, includes previously unpublished work. She delves into many subjects, but
the main theme is dealing with the left and staying true to conservative
beliefs. Some call her bombastic, but those who know politics call her on the
mark. This is a fun read for conservatives who like their commentary with
punch. (She doesn't pull them.)

For more information on this book click on the link below:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1400054184/ref=nosim/theconservativeb

-----

2. Articles

Clear Choices

Judson Cox / -- Last week, I took advantage of early voting, and cast my ballot.
Granted, my brains haven’t baked in the southern sun quite as long as a
Floridian who can’t tell the difference between Al Gore and Pat Buchanan, but it
seemed a pretty clear choice to me. The whole process took maybe ten minutes,
and all I had to do was fill in a few ovals with a felt tipped pen. The ballot
was straight forward, the instructions were clear, and it could not have been
easier. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/135.shtml

It's the Economy, Stupid, and It's Good!

Alan Caruba / Anxiety Center -- Lacking any real issues to run on, the Democrat
Party and its candidate have been telling anyone who will listen that the United
States is staring a new Depression in the eye. They cite the rising per barrel
cost of oil, rising health care costs, and the "failure" of the Bush
administration to create jobs, despite the fact that the government doesn't
create jobs; private industry and businesses, large and small, do that. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/136.shtml

Heinz Thinks She’s Superior To Average American

Frederick Meekins / American World View -- Often libertarians and conservatives
studying the decline of liberty throughout the West speak of an elite that rules
over the masses with an iron hand while themselves ignoring the regulations they
impose upon the rest of us lower down the social ladder that they hold in
contempt. This conclusion is usually drawn by comparing what the snobs in
positions of leadership expect from the rest of us and the lax manner in which
they themselves live. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/140.shtml

The Moral Case for the Invasion of Iraq - Part I

Peter C. Glover / word21.com -- When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you
do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.(1) Franklin D. Roosevelt
There's been much hand-wringing in the West over the morality of pre-emptive
strikes of force by national governments, especially in the wake of the new
global war, the War on Terror.(2) For many, the invasive rooting out of
terrorists in the cities and caves of Afghanistan by the USA post-9/11 was
somewhat understandable, for some just about acceptable. More...

http://www.conservativemonitor.com/opinion04/138.shtml

-----

3. Powerhouse Profits

Luke Hodgens is our Finance/Economics editor. His cogent commentary keeps you
informed about the economy and the market. Mr. Hodgens is also editor of an
investment newsletter that reveals stocks where you can take a direct interest
in what is going on in world. His recommendations are thoroughly researched and
geared toward the conservative investor - that is the politically conservative
investor. To find out more about a company he recommends in his most recent
newsletter, click on the link below:

http://www.marketerschoice.com/app/aftrack.asp?afid=140238


-----

4. The work of F. R. Duplantier is a welcome break from serious political
battles. Here is one of his latest limericks (he calls them Politickles):

THE GREAT BUMPKIN
Linus scans the nightscape scary
For a form imaginary:
There, looming tall
Like an orange ball,
Glows a pumpkin-colored Kerry!

http://www.politickles.com

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Friday, December 03, 2004
 

Book of the Day




 
This is Doomed To Fail....


Women train for governor office

WASHINGTON, Dec. 3 ( UPI)- A select group of a dozen women has been meeting in Washington this week, one of whom may become the first woman president of the United States.


Read the story closely, it is only Democrat women. The first woman to win the Presidency will be a dyed-in-the-wool, hardcore conservative in the mold of Margaret Thatcher.




 
Why We Ever Decided to Start Trusting the Russians...

...is beyond comprehension.

Putin's Ukrainian dilemma




 
Money Can't Buy You Love...

or in the case of these people...


For Dems, money can't win race





 
I Am A New Yorker


(From EM on the Carolinas, who never really left New York.)


http://www.farrockaway.com/carol/newyorker.html