The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Saturday, December 04, 2004
 
When You Can't Think of Anything Else to Do...

Make Fun of the French

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."
--- Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."
--- Norman Schwartzkopf


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--- Rush Limbaugh


Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. "The last
time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a
German flag."
--- David Letterman

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"
--- Jay Leno

"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000
pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so
strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered."
--- Jay Leno

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a
disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade
Chirac."
—-- Dennis Miller

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles
in Iraq."
--— Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."
--— Conan O'Brien

"President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling marriage
a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' Wow, this guy can't stop
slamming the French."
--— Craig Kilborn



posted by Patrick at Saturday, December 04, 2004

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