The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Monday, August 30, 2004
 
It's Almost September, Let's Recap

(From Dan, our correspondent in the Commonwealth of Taxachusetts.)

You all had such high hopes ... sigh. When will you ever learn?

Q: What do you call 25 people sitting around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Red Sox.

Q: What do the Boston Red Sox and Aaron Boone have in common?
A: The both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Red Sox fan out of your yard?
A: Put up yet another American League Pennant.

Q: Where do you go in Boston in case of a tornado?
A: To the bullpens at Fenway - they never hit a home run there!

Q: What do you call a Red Sox player with a World Series ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Cambridge have a professional baseball team?
A: Because then Boston would want one.

Q: Why was Pedro Martinez upset when the Red Sox play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Pedro Martinez and the grass at Fenway Park?
A: The grass is there all season.

Q: What's the difference between the grass at Fenway and Manny Ramirez?
A: The grass is there every day.

Q: How do the Red Sox count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q: How many Red Sox players does it take to win a World Series?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Red Sox and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!