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During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree.
The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
Application For al-Qaeda Membership Editor's Note: Plagiarized from Captain's Quarters. Too lazy to find the link. Allahu akbar! So you've decided to join the fastest-growing organization of psychopathic murderers in the world today. Due to the exciting type of work we perform, we always have room for more volunteers, and so we welcome you to our ranks. We'd like to get to know you, while we can, so please answer a few questions for us: Name: Abu ____________ Real name: __________________ Gender: ______ Male __________ Chattel (if so, stop here) Marital Status: ____ Single _____ Married (# of wives: ______) Reason For Interest In al-Qaeda (circle all that apply): a. Hatred for everything Western, except those hot babes on Baywatch b. Suicidal impulse but lacking the skills to carry it out c. Inability to get women to date me d. Want to travel and see the world before I realize my ambition to destroy it e. Having 72 inexperienced young girls later sounds better than dealing with one nagging woman now Would you be willing to relocate? Yes/No If Yes, in pieces? Yes/No Do you have any of the following disqualifying conditions? a. Conscience b. Soul c. Survival instinct d. Half a brain or more e. Fear of flying Thank you again, mujaheddin, on behalf of al-Qaeda -- an Equal Opportunity Destroyer . |