The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Sunday, October 30, 2005
 








One of the nation's most controversial journalists and humorists offers another hard-hitting survey of the foibles of American foreign policy, recounting his experiences among consumers in Kuwait, in security obsessed airports around the globe, and in Kosovo, where "NATO tried to start World War III without hurting anyone."

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Insider Report from NewsMax.com


Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. Avian Flu Drug: The Rumsfeld Connection
2. Mike Wallace Mocks Charlton Heston
3. Catholic League Attacks New Madonna Movie


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My Halloween Costume Should Be

A Pimp


Please don't ask me about the pimp thing...


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THE LEFT COAST REPORT


A Political Look at Hollywood

By James Hirsen

A NewsMax Report

Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. 'Narnia' Attack
2. 'Law & Order' Christian Whack
3. Hillary Heads to Hollywood
4. Mel Gibson's Book Blurb
5. NewsMax Bono Story Chafes 'The Gray Lady'
6. LCR Postscript: Stephen Baldwin Attends U2 Santorum Fund-Raiser


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The Refdesk Site of the Day is:


CIA: The World Factbook

The World Factbook remains the CIA's most widely disseminated and most popular
product, now averaging more than 6 million visits each month. In addition, tens
of thousands of government, commercial, academic, and other Web sites link to or
replicate the online version of the Factbook. Although this reference site
provides information as of 1 January 2005, it will be updated biweekly
throughout the year to provide wide-ranging and hard-to-locate information about
the background, geography, people, government, economy, communications,
transportation, military, and transnational issues for countries from
Afghanistan to Zimbabwe. The nine primary information categories and the 139
subcategories for most entities include geographic coordinates, gross domestic
product, number of mobile cellular telephones, natural resources, legal systems,
political parties, illicit drugs, mortality rates, and much more.

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The Guys' Rules

(From Greta, our correspondent in Astoria.)

(Actually, they're from her husband, Rich.)

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.

(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want us to answer; expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can, to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can, to give them a bigger laugh.


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Sunday, October 23, 2005

 
THE LEFT COAST REPORT

A Political Look at Hollywood

By James Hirsen

A NewsMax Report

Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. Steven Bochco at Helm of 'Commander in Chief'
2. Tony Danza Dings Tom Cruise
3. Annette Bening Adds Fuel to the Beatty-for-Governor Rumors
4. Santorum Holds U2 Fundraiser
5. McCarthy Magic for George Clooney?


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One For The Democrats Out There







 
Katrina Aftermath:

Why Texas Didn't Have a Looting Problem






 


(From Mal, our correspondent on the Left Coast.)

The Final Posting!

http://www.sonic.net/~mal123/pumpkin.html

Wait 'til next year!!!!!!!!


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The Refdesk Site of the Day:


U.S. Economy at a Glance

This Bureau of Labor Statistics site presents key economic statistics, for all
fifty states, updated monthly.

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Women's Ass Size Study

(From Greta, our correspondent in Astoria.)

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 85% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 5% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and
they would have married him anyway.


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NURSERY RHYMES

(From Greta, our correspondent in Astoria.)

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.


SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb shit!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.


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Friday, October 21, 2005
 




 
BOOKS ON-LINE


Economics in One Lesson -- Henry Hazlitt


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The Refdesk Sites of the Day are:


FedNet: Broadcast Coverage of the U.S. Congress

FedNet is the leading provider of Washington based, real-time and archival
multimedia information. Headquartered on Capitol Hill, FedNet provides clients
the ability to capture, webcast, archive, search, retrieve and bundle events and
information related to the client's special interests. FedNet provides news
production services and real-time, live webcasts of:
- Congressional Hearings; - Floor Debates; - White House briefings; - Regulatory
hearings; - Press conferences

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Thomas: Legislative Information on the Internet

Acting under the directive of the leadership of the 104th Congress to make
Federal legislative information freely available to the Internet public, a
Library of Congress team brought the THOMAS World Wide Web system online in
January 1995, at the inception of the 104th Congress. Site ncludes the
Congressional Record text and index, bills and voting records, current session
schedules, and committee information.

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U.S. Department of Defense Home Page

This is the official Department of Defense Web site that features news,
briefings by Pentagon officials, and more.

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The Latest Medical Technology


(From Gene, our correspondent in Washington Heights.)


A married couple went to the hospital to have their
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father
had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed,
the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it
up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain
transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.


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Saturday, October 15, 2005




Tuesday, October 11, 2005
 






When Intelligence uncovers information about a terrorist threat in the jungles of Indonesia, Army Ranger snipers Kyle Monroe and Wade Curtis are sent in to eliminate to problem, but their mission is undermined by the presence by an overweight, undertrained colonel whose ineptitude could spell disaster for everyone

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Monday, October 10, 2005
 






When Intelligence uncovers information about a terrorist threat in the jungles of Indonesia, Army Ranger snipers Kyle Monroe and Wade Curtis are sent in to eliminate to problem, but their mission is undermined by the presence by an overweight, undertrained colonel whose ineptitude could spell disaster for everyone

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More Grasping, Greedy, Stupid Politicians...

Is there any logical reason for this?

North Dakota May Require Web Auctioneer License


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Newspapers, TV and radio news got you down?

(From Mal, our Left Coast correspondent.)

Try this:

http://www.happynews.com/


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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY


(From Gene, our correspondent in Washington Heights.)

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support
groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

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The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation

(From Mal, our Left Coast correspondent.)

Read about this in the San Jose Mercury News and couldn't help Googling it.

http://www.norvig.com/Gettysburg/

Enjoy!


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The Refdesk Site of the Day is:


The New Military? American Troop Strength

Companion site to PBS special on American troop strength. American troop
strength is still close to the lowest levels since the beginning of the Cold War
- the high for active duty Army personnel was reached in 1968 at 1,570,343. In
December, 2004 that figure stood at 494,112.

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Sunday, October 09, 2005
 






A short book (68 pages) that puts the events of 9/11 into political context. The focus is on how the American political system will respond to the challenges posed by the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The author is interested in how the major institutions, such as the Presidency, the Congress, and our system of civil liberties and rights is changing to respond to this challenge. The book is grounded in historical context , considering how other major crises have been handled.


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Worth Reading

(Thanks to Real Clear Politics.)


Slighting This Greatest Generation

By Bing West

We Focus on the Bad Apples and Ignore the Courageous Heroes...


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The Religion of Peace





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Alcohol Consumption


(From Gene, our correspondent in Washington Heights.)

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
Manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your butt kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real
gode.

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The Refdesk Site of the Day is:


Google Maps

Maps are great for getting around, but online maps could be a lot better. So
Google decided to make dynamic, interactive maps that are draggable - no
clicking and waiting for graphics to reload each time you want to view the
adjacent parts of a map. Want to be able to type in the name of a region or
neighborhood and see any part of it as easily as with a regular street map? Now
you can with Google Maps. Since these maps are draggable, you can use your mouse
or the directional arrows to pan left, right, up and down to see areas that are
hidden offscreen. You can also use the slider to zoom in and zoom out.

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Saturday, October 08, 2005
 






Two journalists detail Karl Rove's rise to become George W. Bush's chief political advisor, examining his role in the 2000 presidential election and his influence on the strategy of the Bush administration.


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Serenity

(Thanks to Bill at INDC.)

The first nine minutes of Serenity are available online.

Check 'em out. And then go to a theatre and see the rest.



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Harriet Miers for Supreme Court?

My first reaction to this nomination was "Hell, that idiot picked his consigliere!"

After calming down, I read the opinions on both sides of the debate but was leaning towards the "Souter in Drag" school of thought.

However, yesterday, I changed my mind when I read the Wall Street Journal (Sorry, no links) about Harriet Miers being the only person in the history of the Republic to argue and win a case about the Twelfth Amendment.

What's the Twelfth Amendment? Well look it up and while you're doing that, also look up Jones v. Bush.

Way to go Harriet!

If the Gore team had ignored Florida in 2000 and concentrated on the issues raised in Jones v. Bush history might have been changed.


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New Film Praises Republicans' Role in Civil Rights Movement

(From NewsMax.com)

In a heartening sign of how independent filmmaking - if not mainstream Hollywood - is changing, more and more conservatives are entering filmmaking to portray subjects long neglected by the film industry.

Nina May and Tricia Erickson's inspiring new film "Emancipation, Revelation, Revolution" is one such documentary that portrays the foundational role of the Republican Party in ending slavery and supporting the Civil Rights movement. The film argues that the Republican Party was created to end slavery. Major legal reforms and acts of legislation passed to give black Americans the vote; and full civil rights, equal to whites, were created and passed by Republican legislators.

The movie also follows the fascinating story of how every black American elected to Congress immediately after the Civil War was a Republican, how President Eisenhower signed into law some of the 20th century's most important civil rights reforms, and how most black Americans up until the 1960s were Republicans.

Black Americans today are not usually given this information about their own history.

Why? In large part to protect a 'civil rights' establishment that is beholden to the Democratic Party and that is committed to keeping black Americans on the liberal 'plantation.'

The film features interviews with conservative black intellectuals and activists like Shelby Steele, Deroy Murdock, Armstrong Williams, Niger Innis (CORE), Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, Mason Weaver and Star Parker. It also features inteviews with Alveda King - the niece of Rev. Martin Luther King - and Gloria Jackson, a descendant of Booker T. Washington.

We're proud to host the premiere of "Emancipation, Revelation, Revolution" at the upcoming Liberty Film Festival in West Hollywood, October 21-23, 2005. There will be a special introduction of the film at the festival by noted conservative black activist Ted Hayes (a well-known and well-loved figure in LA conservative circles) and a Q & A with the filmmakers afterward.


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THE LEFT COAST REPORT


A Political Look at Hollywood

By James Hirsen

A NewsMax Report

Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. Barbra Streisand Sings Praises of Clinton's Global Initiative
2. Zeta-Jones and Banderas Bash Bush in Berlin
3. Donald Sutherland's Tearful Tirade
4. Tom DeLay, the Movie


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Catch of the Day

(From Dan, our correspondent in the Commonwealth of Taxachusetts.)




Poppy and W Visit New Orleans





Friday, October 07, 2005

 
THE LEFT COAST REPORT


A Political Look at Hollywood

By James Hirsen

A NewsMax Report

Headlines (Click here for complete stories):

1. Old Media Protect Jessica Lange and Cindy Sheehan
2. Jane Fonda Snubs George Galloway
3. Celebrity Hurricane Talk Gets Down and Dirty
4. Beatty Hits Schwarzenegger in the Gubernatorial Chops


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Quote of the Week

(From Veteran's Advantage.)

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.

-- Robert F. Kennedy


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Sunday, October 02, 2005
 






A concerned appraisal of the racial gap in education today cites educational inequalities as a central civil rights issue, highlighting inner-city schools that demonstrate models of educational excellence while suggesting ways that educational problems can be overcome.


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For All Those Who Know Everything.....

(From Dan, our correspondent in the Commonwealth of Taxachusetts.)

So You Think You Know Everything?........

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A gold fish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

............Now you know everything!


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Modern Romance

(From Pamela, our correspondent in Bay Ridge.)

"Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS:

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well,
you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As
soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"


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Saturday, October 01, 2005
 






Examines the growing national security threat involving the nuclear capabilities of Iran, providing an expose of the intelligence blunders and foreign policy decisions that have increased the threat.


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The Refdesk Site of the Day is:


POTUS: Presidents of the United States

In this resource you will find background information, election results, cabinet
members, notable events, and some points of interest on each of the presidents.
Links to biographies, historical documents, audio and video files, and other
presidential sites are also included.

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