The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Sunday, August 07, 2005
 
George & God

(From Gene, our correspondent in Washington Heights.)

95-year-old George went for his annual physical.

All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with
your God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it so
that when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee,
and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Thelma," He said, "George is just fine. Physically he's
great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light
goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?

"Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"


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posted by Patrick at Sunday, August 07, 2005

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