The Pamphleteer

During colonial times in America, if you wanted to convince or inform people about some issue that you considered important, you went to the local printer and got some pamphlets printed. You then handed them out, read them to anybody that was interested, nailed them to the town bulletin board, or the nearest tree. The first amendment was specifically written to protect this type of activity and the writers or "pamphleteers".

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Monday, July 05, 2004
 
Giving a Helping Hand...

(From Colemans.)

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door to find a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain.

The drunk asks him "Could you give me a push?"

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife."Can't you
remember about three months ago when our car broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.